Superfun Funyun Survey!
Hi guys, I thought I would drop a super-sexy and fun survey for you to take! Don’t be afraid to fill out the survey and show your friends the answers!
(Please answer all questions honestly)
1) On a scale of 1 to “Holy bastard awesomeness!” How would you rate the last bag of “Funyuns” you purchased?
2) How exactly did this bag of Funyuns impact your life in a positive way?
3) Would you ever switch over to our competitor onion ring snack company, “Silly-yuns”, simply because they offered their product to you, the valued consumer, at a lower price?
4) Theoretically speaking, if some one offered you one million dollars to go and kill the CEO of Silly-yuns, would you do it?
5) Ok wiseass, what if someone held a gun to the back of your head and said “hey you! Go and shoot the CEO of Silly-yuns dead or I’ll fucking execute your entire family and
blow your kneecaps off, rendering you nothing more than a miserable loveless gimp for the rest of your life!” Would you do it then?
6) Are you still concerned about the little “recall” we had to do, when it was discovered that our product was the main cause of the “Super-AIDS” outbreak in France?
7) What would you say if someone offered you one million dollars to break into Silly-yuns main manufacturing facility and put anthrax in all of their products to cause a publicity crisis for the company?
8: Finally, on a scale of 1 to “Oh fuck yeah dogg, those motherfuckers are the fucking shizzle!” how would you rate your overall experience with the Funyun corporation and its various subsidiaries?
Oh shit, wait a second, I think I just blew my cover! Ok, I’ll level with you guys, the only reason why I’m even blogging on the internet is so that I can spam on behalf of Funyuns. I know I was supposed to do some kind of a sex-blog today, but I DO have a contract with the Funyun Corporation. PLEASE don’t tell anybody, I could lose my lifetime free supply. Also PLEEEEEAAAAASE don’t tell Tom about this! I don’t want to get deleted or anything like that.
I know I can count on you, my good friends and prospective Funyun customers.
Funyuns, “We Won’t Kill You With Anthrax.”
(This survey was made up entirely by Jolly Judd AKA: me, and was posted on my old Myspace profile on 11/09/2007)
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