Survey: Are you a Corporate Pawn?
Here’s the ultimate survey to find out if you are in fact a tool of the corporate power elite:
1) What is your opinion of corporations?
They fucking SUCK! Fuck them, I am no tool. I’m totally into like, ummmm, domestic products and locally produced shit.
2) Do you think that you are a corporate pawn?
Hmmm, yeah fucking right man. Those fuckers have nothing on me. I don’t support them I fucking REBEL against them!
Ok then, I will name some products. you tell me (assuming you own the product) what brand you have:
Shirt: Shit, you’re gonna make me fucking check out the tag of the shirt I’m wearing? I‘m HATING your corporate fatcat ways already you jerk! Ok, fine, it’s Fruit of the Loom
Pants: Levis
Shoes: New Balance
Socks: Hanes
TV: Phillips
Stereo: Sony
Car: Dodge
Computer: Dell
Deodorant: Mennen
Chair: Lazy-boy and Sealy
Pen: Bic
Anal Lube: Chancellor Christoff’s Magic Anal Fundemonium Bedroom Solutions for Gay and Bi-curious Men
Name some brand names of food in your kitchen: Kraft, Post, General Mills, Oscar Meyer, Pepsi
What restaurant do you visit the most: Taco bell
Where do you buy groceries: Wal-Mart
After completing this, look over your answers, and give a brief statement at the end reflecting your opinion of how much of a corporate pawn you are:
Ok, just checked. I’m totally against big corporations and it fucking shows man. FUCK the system! FUCK the neo-fascist Bush regime. Fuck all of that shit man. Fuck, I’m hungry, better call Pizza Hut.
Are you a corporate pawn? Take the quiz and post your results for all of your friends to see!
(This quiz and the results shown on the page were entirely made up by Jolly Judd AKA: me.)
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