The Bea Arthur Sexporium
I’m spending the week showcasing some new sex sites on the internet as well as news stories about the topic. Today I’d like to show you a new web site that I just found. Now I give you:
The Bea Arthur Sexporium
www.beaarthursexporium.com
The Bea Arthur Sexporium is a website that shows living (for now) legend Bea Arthur having sex in many different crazy situations with MANY different partners. Now, I know some of you may be turned off by the idea of watching a 90 year old woman have sex while grunting like a wildebeest in labor, but I for one view this site differently.
When I look at Bea Arthur rimming out a 500 pound guy wearing a Richard Nixon mask, I see beauty in it. Bea Arthur is a stunning and vibrant woman who represents things like freedom and prosperity of the human spirit to me. Upon first glance of this site, I couldn’t help myself but to cast an ever-enchanted gaze upon this treasured human being. It really made me appreciate life, and love, and happiness. It doesn’t matter to me if Bea is so old and withered that she looks like the product of Skeletor and Medusa having a baby with one another that was delivered in a bucket of sulfuric acid. What matters to me is that a stunning and strong woman can show us that beauty has no age, and beauty can be abstract.
When watching her, I started to think a lot about my life. Specifically, I started to think about some of the things and people that I have lost in the past. When I saw Bea Arthur removing her bedpan from her bed so that her partner could lie down, I started to think a lot about my grandma and began to cry. I saw Bea, standing there, naked with a strap on around her forehead, and couldn’t help but picture my grandma’s face on hers, saying “Hi little Judd! I baked you some fresh cookies! Come and get them while they’re hot!”
Then a midget came in, put a ball-gag in her mouth and started riding on her back. It looked like a jockey was going for a ride on a unicorn with hip dysplasia. Five hours later, the unicorn ride was over. All and all, I feel as though my life has been thoroughly enriched by Bea Arthur and would recommend her site to anyone of any age.
(This blog was originally written and posted by Jolly Judd AKA: me, on my old Myspace profile on 11/06/2007)
Tags: Adult-humor, bea arthur, bizarre, comedy, golden girls, golden girls gone wild, Humor, old people sex, satire, Sex
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