A Call for Morality on the Internet

Hello everybody,

Just in case you didn’t know, I have changed my ways and am no longer going to post offensive blogs. I sort of had an epiphany right now and feel that my previous blogs are SHAMEFUL and DISGUSTING!

So now, I am making it my duty to be the official conservative moral watchdog of the internet. Given this, I would like to let you all know that if I find your blogs to be offensive, I will be contacting Pat Robertson to personally give you a verbal lashing.

I do NOT, want to see any vulgar language on my site anymore.

Listed below is a brief summation of various words and phrases that I deem offensive, and therefore they will NOT be tolerated in any of your blogs.

They are:

cock, pussy, cunt, shit, fuck, testicles, balls, scrotum, ass, asshole, damn, god damn, dick, schlong, penis, anus, phallus, boner, shitcock, anal, analfuck, queef, abortion, anal abortion, penal abortion, bitch, bitchtits, bitch-biting bonerfuck, bukkake, bukkake Princess; queefcock; queefhuffer; shit eating fuckbag from hell; smell my finger, it was just in your asshole; shit on my face Jerry, I fucking love it; dickmuffin; mutant jizz-spew-monster; cum; pearl necklace; dirty sanchez; Belgian crab-dipper; teabagging; shove your nuts in my mouth and I’ll give you a dollar; fuck my shitty asshole; beat my dick like a red-headed step-child; scrotumnal adenoids; anal warts; penal warts; penal queef; queef on my penis; punch me in the balls and call me a cunt; hot carl; tie me up, piss on the carpet and rub my fucking nose in it; shitty ballsex sweaty nipple meat tasty; tit; hooter; gigantic fucking sweater-cows bouncing across my face while I jerk off; cum in my asshole and light your jizz on fire so it boils the shit out of my hairy fucking ass; squeeze my balls so hard that my asshole ruptures; make a crank call to a pizza store and have them deliver 4 extra large sausage pizzas to my house, and I’ll answer the door nude, tuck my penis in between my legs and ask the driver if he wants to give me a rimjob; blindfold me, stick a dildo up my ass and make me eat a cookie covered with 10 guys’ jizz; rub my nipples really hard, then stop, then start again, then wrap barbed wire around your fist, clench it really tight and have a go at my rectum; Bronson Pinchot; rectal belch; anal-cataffy; cum-guzzling fuckbot; free crabs go to the first 10 visitors of my freshly shaved pubes; please give me herpes; suck my doberman’s dick; fuck me in the ass and wipe your sweaty balls off in my hair; pissdrinker; cockweasel; fuckballs; fucktard; shit on my face, seriously, squat down in front of me and drop a fucking log right in my mouth god damn it!; Christmuffin; christnugent; christcock; cockloogle; crab infested crotch; cumming cock quakes a quivering cunt; cumbucket; horseraper; donkeyfucker; ballsexjizz; fallopian stronghold; slice off my upper vascular hood; tongue my filthy diseased crotch; fartybutt; booger; I can’t believe you had the rectal audacity to do that; same sex marriage; gokkun; drunken mardi gras anal bead fuckfest; quick, inject these anabolic steroids in the vein underneath my penis, I have an orgy at 9am with 3 Swedish bikini models, 2 original members of the Doobie Brothers, and Spuds mcKenzie; crackwhore; all out kinky German jizzfest; Malcolm Jamal Warner; lesbian gladiators; detachable penis; milky supple breasts; Heywood Jabloomey; Seymor Butts; Peter Gozinya; Analraping Sexoffender; Bloody balls; the testicular triumphs of Timothy T. Terwilliger; I am a man with a re-generating anal hymen; dogdick breath; red rocket sucker; bloody tampon; Hey man, take a look at this rash on my balls, what do you think it is?; anal gumdrop; queefcunt; big black balls suffocating small white mouths; Mario Lopez tickled me and now I’m confused; penetration; colostomy bag drinker; shitbubbles; quality cum can be yours at one low price; midget unicorn sex; renal intercourse; cockstabber; fuckrod; dick fillet; you must be at least this tall for a moustache ride; hey….you cunty-cunty bitch bitch we love you; Ballshalom haverim; Namastamos; Don’t let Uncle Jessie touch your wiener; Dutch puke porn; and finally, cover my body with vaseline and stick me inside a whale’s vagina.

Ok people, I believe I have made myself clear. Either you are with me or you are against me. Please help me out by reporting ANY and ALL blogs that have any of these terms. I want myspace to be a clean and fun environment, not a place where sickos go and think of every single swear word possible, write them down, and call it a blog.

Thank you for your time.

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