A Shitty Thought on why I’m the Worst Blogger in History

Swim, swim away, be merry and free

Don’t look behind, just FLEE FLEE FLEE!

You are the chosen one my dear

It is you, who have been mentioned in the scriptures, so don’t live in fear

They were told about you

They are expecting you

with arms wide open they embrace your arrival

this is contigent of course, upon your survival

through a MAAAAAAZE of pipes you will now travel

and one day end up, laying in the gravel

near the sand, near the beach, where children play

who knows? maybe it will happen today!

So bang the drum and sound the horn!

You my child, are starring in an Italian porn

Center of the stage, the crowds how they mass

For you, have just escaped from a big stinky ass