Who has the Best Taint on Myspace?

 The following is a fake contest that I held on my Myspace page in January 2008.  I asked males to take pictures of their taints and post them on my page, but in reality, I turned off html comments so that no one could actually post a picture.  I just wanted people to think I had gone completely nuts and wanted to host the most bizarre contest ever.  So, in essense, this is a blog, not a contest.  The only pictures you see are of the “this image violated the terms of photobucket” symbol.  That was intentional.  Surprisingly, many people did not understand that this was all a big joke and repeatedly tried to unsuccessfully put disgusting pictures in my comments and I received numerous messages from people asking me if I knew that I had html comments turned off.  All in all, it was fucking hysterical. 

Howdy ho partners!

I know I said I was taking a break from blogging, and I do plan on taking some time off so I can put up all my old blogs (which are better than the shit I’ve been posting lately), but I came up with an idea a couple of hours ago and thought I’d throw a good old fashioned contest for y’all.

I noticed that there is a contest going on for the best tits on Myspace, which is great.  But I feel that although they did include guys a little bit in it, we need to have a contest on here that focuses ONLY on the GUYS! 

So that’s why I’m announcing a new contest that will go on all week. 

READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY BEFORE SCROLLING TO THE COMMENTS OR YOU PROBABLY WON’T UNDERSTAND!

SERIOUSLY!

DON’T GO DOWN TO THE COMMENTS YET!

I KNOW THIS IS A PICTURE CONTEST, SO YOU’RE EXCITED, BUT HEAR ME OUT FOR A MINUTE!

Ok, now I am pleased to give you the first ever contest to decide:

WHICH GUY HAS

THE NICEST

TAINT ON

MYSPACE?

That’s right folks.  This contest is all about the little area in between your private particulars and your butthole, the good ole TAINT!

I’d say there’s a SMALL chance I’ll get my account deleted for this, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take.

Here’s what’s gonna go down:

The rules are: post a picture of your taint, and then vote for your favorite taint.  Voting begins Wednesday morning.  Only guys may enter in the contest, but the ladies can and are fully encouraged to vote for the taint that they feel is the most wonderful.  Oh yeah, and even if you don’t want to post a picture, you have to leave a comment if you visited this contest.

I’m going to have 5 categories for taint pictures, they are:

1) Best overall taint

2) Best taint age 50+

3) Funniest ball hair interfering with clear view of a taint

4) Most attractive bacon garnishing on a taint; and

5) Sweetest pubic hair handle-bar moustache on a taint

Everyone is free to vote for their favorite overall taint and best taint in each category.

Also, I know I don’t usually ask, but since we are looking for the best taint on all of myspace, I’m gonna have to ask all my good friends to PIMP THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!

PIMP!

PIMP!

Seriously, now that I asked, if no one pimps it I’ll feel like such a lame wad.  Plus, more competition means more exposure for your taint.  At the very least, I expect any guy who enters to pimp this a bit.  And really, this is the best contest ever, so people need to see it.

Alright then, any more questions?

Oh yeah, OF COURSE you wanna see my taint!  Here are a couple of pictures of it.  The first is my entry for best overall:

and the second is my entry for sweetest handle-bar moustache:

Alright, I’ve shown you mine, now you show me yours!

Blogdick your taint picture and comment on the others.

NOW LET’S GET

ON

TO THE

TAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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