Obamacare: A Cruel and Horrible End to the American Way

Greetings my fellow doomed Americans,

As many of you already know, our society was brainwashed into electing the Anti-Christ as our President last November.  Satan did a good job in disguising himself as a 15-year old Arab from Kenya, and America fell for it.

I tried to warn all of you last year about how bad things would be if we elected B. Hussein Osama.  Honestly I thought I gave a realistic viewpoint of the future when I predicted a Communist, Atheist nation overrun by terrorists where every person has a Jihad happening in their very backyard.  Little did I know that things would be even WORSE than I had predicted!

Not only did he torture us with bail-outs for multiple sectors of our economy, he is also jeopardizing our future by pulling troops out of Iraq  Now old B. Hussein is pulling his dirtiest, most hateful trick yet: TRYING TO PASS UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that most of you are frightened and scared right now (unless you’re a pillowbiting liberal Atheist fetusfucker that is), and you have every right to be.  I will now use my expert intelligence to break down this healthcare bill and shed some light on what certain parts of it mean to you, the average respectable God-fearing “Joe the Plumber”

Basically the proposed “healthcare” bill is a death sentence for most of America and an affront to God.  All in all, it’s abundantly clear that Hussein Osama is using this “healthcare” bill as reparations for slavery, since he hates white people and white culture.  Just think about it: He’s a half-black/half-white person who was raised by white people, grew up around mostly white people, and works with mostly white people.  He doesn’t connect at all with his biggest constituency: WHITE PEOPLE! Some of the highlights of this plan, known as “Osamacare” include:

-Late term abortions paid for BY the American taxpayer, up to and including 5 year old children!
-Full health coverage for ALL illegal immigrants, including B. Hussein Osama himself, who is actually a citizen of Kenya.
-Every sick person will be assigned to meet with a “Death Panel”.  This Death Panel will determine whether or not you are worth keeping alive.

-Healthcare rationing based upon race.  If 2 equally sick people go to the doctor and one is white while the other is black, the white person will be left to die.

-A free membership to NAMBLA
-Every American shall be mandated to drink a 500ml beaker of stem cells once a year (note how the amount is given in milliliters, ie: the Metric System…….this is because he is turning America into a socialist society like Europe)
-Mandatory 5 year waiting period for all sick people before they can receive any kind of treatment, regardless of the severity of their condition.  Osama wants to make sure that we won’t waste money on weak people.
-People who are not approved by the Death Panel will be infected with the AIDS virus and then shipped off to labor camps in the frozen tundra of Alaska.
-Once Americans reach the age of 50, they will be subject to gas chamber execution in order to save tax money.
-All dead corpses will be subject to a thorough examination by necrophiliac liberal power elite members who will harvest their organs and give them to ACORN so that they can “redistribute the wealth” to poor Americans.

As you can clearly see, Obamacare is the spawn of the devil and our government secretly wants to murder us all.

If you still don’t believe me, let’s take a closer look at some of the countries who have universal healthcare, and what benefits they have realized from it.

France
Of course the biggest pussies in the world need universal coverage.  They surrendered to Hitler without a fight, and they surrendered to Socialism in much the same way.  Hell, during WW2, we should have just saved the Jews and let the rest of ‘em fall to the Germans, as most of those countries practice National Socialism now anyway!

Germany

We kicked their fucking asses……twice.  Nothing they do is better than anything we do

Canada

It’s not a real country, so who fucking cares?

United Kingdom

Universal healthcare still has done nothing to solve the common British problem of having horrible teeth

And she’s a “sex-symbol” in Great Britain?  I’ll fuck a moose before I fuck a British woman.

Scandinavia and Iceland

Have any of these countries ever even fought in a fucking war?  No, they haven’t really.  Perhaps it’s because their universal healthcare has drained their military budgets.  Compare that to the US.  We spend more on defense than the rest of the world combined!  Would we be able to blow up the planet 200 times over if we signed onto Osamacare?

Columbia, Costa Rica, and Argentina

These countries are poor as fuck!  A lot of the people in these countries can barely afford to eat and they get healthcare?  Seriously, it’s a fucking joke that they have anything at all.  The evil dictators in those countries should focus on giving them more important stuff like shit-tons of guns, Budweiser and McDonald’s Double-Cheeseburgers.

Cuba, Venezuela, Russia, and China

Ah yes, of COURSE these Comrades would have universal coverage!  They’re all run by evil Communist dictators like ours, so why WOULDN’T they have it?

Afghanistan and Iraq

Sure, they have universal coverage, but it’s being funded by America as a part of war spending!  This is the most definitive proof of the evils of universal healthcare.  We are AT WAR with these countries and trying to kill all of them.  Is there a better way to accomplish that task than by using American tax dollars to fund universal healthcare for them?  I think not.  God bless George Bush and God Bless our government!

My fellow Americans, we CANNOT stand by and continue to watch our great nation crumble to pieces like this!  I work my tail off as a Professional Hardass and make $6,500 dollars a year.  I don’t want my hard earned tax dollars to go to some poor piece of shit who is sick!  It’s NOT THE AMERICAN WAY GOD DAMN IT!  Then what happens when I have a health problem and half of my income has gone to government healthcare?

I don’t have health insurance right now and I’m damn proud of it!  I don’t want to be forced to have it!  People, you have to remember that above anything else, we are AMERICANS.  We are better than everyone else on the planet in every conceivable way!  We don’t need Obamacare to pass.  We’re the greatest race on Earth and we have the best healthcare in the world.  We’re tough Mavericks who aren’t afraid of disease or injury.

I will conclude my URGING you all rape write or call your local government representative and tell them that you don’t want to go in front of a death panel when you get sick damn it!

Thank you and God bless America!

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